oomshi:

short people are the future bc tall people look like the wacky wavy inflatable arm flailing tube man & its dangerous


tehriz:

even this very young specimen of cat has already mastered the “I totally meant to do that” save.

tehriz:

even this very young specimen of cat has already mastered the “I totally meant to do that” save.


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nicolegendary:

hell-born-rising-demon:

dolofang:

klartie:

when boys have sleepovers do they sleep in the same bed like girls do or do the rules of no homo include sharing beds

girls always share beds. and covers and clothes and food and personal space. sometimes even bathrooms

Girls share everything.

#girls dont believe in no homo #all da homo #dont give a fuck.



jem-love13:

Did you say clouds and sunsets?


banefiction:

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*Chimes in with the liberty bell.* nsfw. nsfw. nsfw. nsfw. nsfw. nsfw.

SO IF YOU DON’T LIKE IT, KEEP SCROLLING.

But yeah, here is the much awaited Darling 7. viva-la-fucking-pluto are you happy now? This is ever 4,000 words.

My Fanfic.net

Part one

Part two

Part three


"Then came the war, and we fell like stars from Heaven. I followed the Light-Bringer down, the Mornig Star, for I was one of his chief adviser, and when he fell. I fell with him. He reised me up in Hell and made me one of the nine rulers. In case you were wondering, it is preferable to rule in Hell than serve Heaven."
— City of Heavely Fire by Cassandra Clare (via yuuki665)

ligtwood:

Magnus Bane, High Warlock of Brooklyn

ligtwood:

Magnus Bane, High Warlock of Brooklyn

Anonymous asked: "Magnus, I'm in love with you. Alexander, you better take care of him or I'll kick your ass. K bye, babies! <3"

askthenephilim:

I will remember it.

~Alec